{"id":113682,"date":"2016-02-16T16:47:43","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T16:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/16\/caitlinisactuallyawritersname-the-customer\/"},"modified":"2016-02-16T16:47:43","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T16:47:43","slug":"caitlinisactuallyawritersname-the-customer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/16\/caitlinisactuallyawritersname-the-customer\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/caitlinisactuallyawritersname.tumblr.com\/post\/139428235273\" target=\"_blank\">caitlinisactuallyawritersname<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The customer service guy at the Kia dealership just came back to tell me about some recalled part or another they can fix while we\u2019re here.<\/p>\n<p>He asked if I could stay a little longer, and then he said\u00a0\u201cI see you\u2019ve got your work here with you.\u201d For some reason (dumb nervous reflex) I then told him,\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s a grant proposal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A GRANT PROPOSAL. Why would I say that?<\/p>\n<p>I guess because\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m writing Sherlock Holmes gay pornography\u201d just doesn\u2019t exactly roll off the tongue\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Though a lot of things <i>are<\/i> rollling off tongues in this chapter. *wink nudge*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A grant proposal sounds like an excellent excuse.\u00a0\u201cGranted, I didn\u2019t think things would turn out this way, but shall we do the do?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>caitlinisactuallyawritersname: The customer service guy at the Kia dealership just came back to tell me about some recalled part or another they can fix while we\u2019re here. He asked if I could stay a little longer, and then he said\u00a0\u201cI see you\u2019ve got your work here with you.\u201d For some reason (dumb nervous reflex) I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/16\/caitlinisactuallyawritersname-the-customer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13799],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}