{"id":113555,"date":"2016-02-17T10:58:24","date_gmt":"2016-02-17T10:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/17\/operaspaz-fach-off-barit0wned\/"},"modified":"2016-02-17T10:58:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-17T10:58:24","slug":"operaspaz-fach-off-barit0wned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/17\/operaspaz-fach-off-barit0wned\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/operaspaz.tumblr.com\/post\/123613729665\" target=\"_blank\">operaspaz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fach-off.tumblr.com\/post\/123607504456\" target=\"_blank\">fach-off<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/barit0wned.tumblr.com\/post\/83791446955\" target=\"_blank\">barit0wned<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bigbardafree.tumblr.com\/post\/83787657586\" target=\"_blank\">bigbardafree<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/montypla.tumblr.com\/post\/83787424036\" target=\"_blank\">montypla<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bigbardafree.tumblr.com\/post\/83787207192\" target=\"_blank\">bigbardafree<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>as someone who used to sing a lot of opera can i tell you if you flub a word in italian and substitute it with different kinds of pasta NOBODY NOTICES<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What if you forget an entire song?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/27b0928a393de72f740f1466caebf1bb\/tumblr_inline_n4kk1cfGwI1qd6h8q.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sporcle.com\/games\/sproutcm\/pasta-or-italian-composer\" target=\"_blank\">NO BUT REALLY<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My choir director loved to tell this story where she was in Italy singing in an Italian opera, and totally forgot the words, knowing that a horribly mean critic was watching. She just spewed a bunch of random Italian, and at one point ordered a pizza in Italian. The critic commented on her beautiful diction and connection to the text.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That is the most amazing diction substitution I\u2019ve ever heard.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>operaspaz: fach-off: barit0wned: bigbardafree: montypla: bigbardafree: as someone who used to sing a lot of opera can i tell you if you flub a word in italian and substitute it with different kinds of pasta NOBODY NOTICES What if you forget an entire song? NO BUT REALLY My choir director loved to tell this story &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/17\/operaspaz-fach-off-barit0wned\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13781,3533,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}