{"id":113382,"date":"2016-02-18T14:56:25","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T14:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/18\/as-many-of-you-know-i-recently-purchased-an\/"},"modified":"2016-02-18T14:56:25","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T14:56:25","slug":"as-many-of-you-know-i-recently-purchased-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/18\/as-many-of-you-know-i-recently-purchased-an\/","title":{"rendered":"As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/zohbugg.tumblr.com\/post\/47476376870\" target=\"_blank\">zohbugg<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/df874e885370158c8608ef3bb6a90a1b\/tumblr_inline_mkycoy2ltG1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.<\/p>\n<p>Such as making the bed:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/34b128a9705b801b4fc4c6d294d65a0d\/tumblr_inline_mkycreEbGP1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Making toast:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/c61f022de08be2dc0fffef8c88b65a1f\/tumblr_inline_mkycs1MOzI1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Getting things off high shelves:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/df03ca2a041af8543358bb9971db052d\/tumblr_inline_mkyctpUqID1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Making coffee:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/a726d6f33b8ec05eec9fe6d2d72358e7\/tumblr_inline_mkycubZ51U1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Reaching the remote when it\u2019s too far away:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/43ac38e51ee230e50fd6ec0aa9ed51d6\/tumblr_inline_mkycv4L7uP1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/741c76a6cd0db69f792d28dc17c3ff8d\/tumblr_inline_mkycvmtQ2w1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0don\u2019t\u00a0know how I survived life without it.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/043841e1e74c992905cfd953e6997a3e\/tumblr_inline_mkycwbee2s1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it\u2019s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I\u00a0don\u2019t\u00a0know how I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/18\/as-many-of-you-know-i-recently-purchased-an\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13757,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}