{"id":112398,"date":"2016-02-26T05:30:28","date_gmt":"2016-02-26T05:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/26\/ani-bester-myotpisgay-ninjaboots\/"},"modified":"2016-02-26T05:30:28","modified_gmt":"2016-02-26T05:30:28","slug":"ani-bester-myotpisgay-ninjaboots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/26\/ani-bester-myotpisgay-ninjaboots\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

ani-bester<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myotpisgay<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ninjaboots<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gayyourlifemustbe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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cloakstone69<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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president-vanellope<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wake up america<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

In Florida the more North you go, the more \u201cSouth\u201d you get\u00a0<\/p>\n

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I\u2019m not even kidding you\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u2026 Please tell me you guys are kidding. \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Florida is like it\u2019s own country I swear<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Technically east Texas is South and West Texas is West.<\/p>\n

Not even making that up. There are maps from the mid to late 1800s divided that way, and honestly they are right. No clue why we stopped doing that.<\/p>\n

Oh and El Paso is appearently Mexico. I just learned we have a security checkpoint as you leave El Paso to enter the rest of Texas even though ya k ow El Paso is in Texas\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As someone who lives in Texas I can confirm this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ani-bester: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more \u201cSouth\u201d you get\u00a0 In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, … <\/p>\n

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