{"id":112088,"date":"2016-02-28T16:31:38","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T16:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/28\/ierohero-memeufacturing-memeufacturing\/"},"modified":"2016-02-28T16:31:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-28T16:31:38","slug":"ierohero-memeufacturing-memeufacturing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/28\/ierohero-memeufacturing-memeufacturing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*<\/b>: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*<\/b>: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*<\/b>: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*<\/b>: it\u2019s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we\u2019re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*<\/b>: you\u2019re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*<\/b>: don\u2019t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*<\/b>: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*<\/b>: I\u2019m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike \u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*<\/b>: keep this sort of behavior up and you\u2019re going to get the Rick Astley\u2019s Crochet <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

teenagers<\/b>: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*<\/b>: I don\u2019t normally do this but I\u2019ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ierohero: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them teenagers: we are going to punch youme *pulling out spoon*: have you lot … <\/p>\n

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