{"id":111942,"date":"2016-02-29T14:56:16","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T14:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/i-have-the-power\/"},"modified":"2016-02-29T14:56:16","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T14:56:16","slug":"i-have-the-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/i-have-the-power\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have the POWER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thesetupwizard.tumblr.com\/post\/139183378759\" target=\"_blank\">thesetupwizard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When I was first starting out in this position I had easily become the target of many pranks from the students. Did you know there is a freaking spell that glues your feet to the ground? I know.<\/p>\n<p>It took all of 2 days for them to quickly realize I literally have a switch that shuts off all the wifi access to the entire school. I don\u2019t need forbidden curses. I have more power than any witch or wizard at this school could ever possibly imagine.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thesetupwizard: When I was first starting out in this position I had easily become the target of many pranks from the students. Did you know there is a freaking spell that glues your feet to the ground? I know. It took all of 2 days for them to quickly realize I literally have a switch &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/i-have-the-power\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Have the POWER&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,13459,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111942"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}