{"id":111926,"date":"2016-02-29T17:19:08","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T17:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/first-day-on-the-job\/"},"modified":"2016-02-29T17:19:08","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T17:19:08","slug":"first-day-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/first-day-on-the-job\/","title":{"rendered":"First day on the job."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thesetupwizard.tumblr.com\/post\/138504556036\" target=\"_blank\">thesetupwizard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Where in the world do I begin? Hello, my name is Jonathan Dart and, as of today, I am officially the IT guy at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.\u00a0<b><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p>You read that correctly. It took them until 2016, but both students and staff alike have finally caved and demanded that their cell phones work on school grounds, and with that request they had to find a \u201cmuggle\u201d (a term I\u2019m quickly learning to detest) to install wifi and maintain any technology that functions on school grounds.<\/p>\n<p>So let\u2019s make this clear to any wizards, witches, or IT muggles allowed into their circle out there. I just entered this \u201cwizarding world\u201d 3 days ago. This is all entirely new to me. I\u2019m writing this because I\u2019ve learned through the grapevine that other magical schools are planning on making the same jump, and I\u2019m hoping my experiences can help other outsiders down the road.<\/p>\n<p>As its my first day I really don\u2019t have much advice to give. All I can do is stand here and wonder to myself what the hell I was thinking. For the record, I\u2019m typing this on my iPhone while I ride a magic staircase. They better have beer in this world because I\u2019m going to need a drink tonight.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thesetupwizard: Where in the world do I begin? Hello, my name is Jonathan Dart and, as of today, I am officially the IT guy at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.\u00a0 You read that correctly. It took them until 2016, but both students and staff alike have finally caved and demanded that their cell phones &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/29\/first-day-on-the-job\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;First day on the job.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,13459,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}