{"id":111870,"date":"2016-03-01T05:12:51","date_gmt":"2016-03-01T05:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/01\/tardisspeedsterfanfiction-nerdvixen-if-a\/"},"modified":"2016-03-01T05:12:51","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T05:12:51","slug":"tardisspeedsterfanfiction-nerdvixen-if-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/01\/tardisspeedsterfanfiction-nerdvixen-if-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tardisspeedsterfanfiction.tumblr.com\/post\/138617900065\" target=\"_blank\">tardisspeedsterfanfiction<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nerdvixen.tumblr.com\/post\/119565699312\" target=\"_blank\">nerdvixen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>If a Countries Had Honest Tourism Slogans:<\/b><\/p>\n<p> <b>Australia<\/b>: \u201cCome Visit the Land Where Your Nightmares Come to Life!\u201c<br \/><b>Japan<\/b>: \u201cJoin Us in the Crazy\u201d<br \/><b>Egypt<\/b>: \u201cThe Pyramids\u2014They\u2019re All We Have\u201d<br \/><b>Mexico<\/b>: \u201cAvoid the Areas We Tell You to Avoid\u201d<br \/><b>France<\/b>: \u201cYes, We\u2019re Stuck Up, But in a Familiar, French Way\u201c<br \/><b>Italy<\/b>: \u201cOur Food and Wine are THAT Good\u201c<br \/><b>Germany<\/b>: \u201cSorry Again!\u201c<br \/><b>Scotland<\/b>: \u201cYou\u2019ll Need Us to Repeat Most of What We Say, But You\u2019ll Find it Hilarious\u201d<br \/><b>Ireland<\/b>: \u201cThought We Were Joking About How Green it Is? We Weren\u2019t Joking\u201c<br \/><b>Canada<\/b>: \u201cWe\u2019re Not All as Nice as They Say But You\u2019ll Be Too Cold to Notice\u201c<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b>America: \u201c<\/b>Come and Enjoy The Hatred, Clogged Arteries, and Pure Stupidity.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tardisspeedsterfanfiction: nerdvixen: If a Countries Had Honest Tourism Slogans: Australia: \u201cCome Visit the Land Where Your Nightmares Come to Life!\u201cJapan: \u201cJoin Us in the Crazy\u201dEgypt: \u201cThe Pyramids\u2014They\u2019re All We Have\u201dMexico: \u201cAvoid the Areas We Tell You to Avoid\u201dFrance: \u201cYes, We\u2019re Stuck Up, But in a Familiar, French Way\u201cItaly: \u201cOur Food and Wine are THAT Good\u201cGermany: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/01\/tardisspeedsterfanfiction-nerdvixen-if-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1791,13603,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111870"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}