{"id":110911,"date":"2016-03-07T19:48:05","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T19:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/07\/ten-thousand-leaves-murphys-law-applied-to\/"},"modified":"2016-03-07T19:48:05","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T19:48:05","slug":"ten-thousand-leaves-murphys-law-applied-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/07\/ten-thousand-leaves-murphys-law-applied-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

ten-thousand-leaves<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Murphy\u2019s law, applied to fanfics.<\/b><\/p>\n

– The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It\u2019s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.<\/p>\n

– The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It\u2019s about your NOTP.<\/p>\n

– The fic is about your OTP, \u00a0it\u2019s complete, it\u2019s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.<\/p>\n

– The plot sounds great, it\u2019s about your OTP, it\u2019s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It\u2019s exactly 800 words long.<\/p>\n

– The fic\u2019s word count is a six-figure number, it\u2019s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It\u2019s dull and boring as seven hells.<\/p>\n

– The beginning is enthralling, everything\u2019s great, the plot, the style, it\u2019s long and it\u2019s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father\/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.\u00a0<\/p>\n

– Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you\u2019re reading fanfic, thinking it\u2019s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author\u2019s profile to read every other thing they\u2019ve written. It\u2019s their only work.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ten-thousand-leaves: Murphy\u2019s law, applied to fanfics. – The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It\u2019s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013. – The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It\u2019s about your NOTP. – The fic is about your OTP, \u00a0it\u2019s complete, it\u2019s kinky as … <\/p>\n

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