{"id":110524,"date":"2016-03-10T07:48:08","date_gmt":"2016-03-10T07:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/10\/megphail-c0ffeekitten-herpowerisherown\/"},"modified":"2016-03-10T07:48:08","modified_gmt":"2016-03-10T07:48:08","slug":"megphail-c0ffeekitten-herpowerisherown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/10\/megphail-c0ffeekitten-herpowerisherown\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

megphail<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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c0ffeekitten<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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herpowerisherown<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hush-lullabye<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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So a Greek mythology headcanon where Aphrodite can appear either male or female, and she looks like a really fucking sexy guy to gay dudes because that\u2019s who they find attractive
\nAnd some Greek bro is out with his buddies when she shows up and he\u2019s all \u201cWow look at how ripped this dude is no homo\u201d and his buddies are all \u201cWhat the fuck man that\u2019s a beautiful lady\u201d and that\u2019s how he finds out he\u2019s hella gay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OMG you just opened a door to some amazing head canons
How do you see Aphrodite if you\u2019re ace, aro, Demi, pan, bi???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\nI bet if you\u2019re bi\/ pan, she shifts between genders.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

If you\u2019re ace, instead of looking super hot, she looks pretty ordinary, but still aesthetically pleasing, and she has a very kind face and a sweet voice and intelligent eyes. So, romantically appealing. <\/p>\n

If you\u2019re demi then she starts off at regular pretty level, but gets steadily hotter as you fall for her.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re aro-ace, she\u2019s invisible (and it pisses her off SO MUCH but she can\u2019t do anything about it). <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

As an aro ace I strongly approve of this unique opportunity to piss off a Greek god without being murdered or getting turned into a tree or some shit<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

megphail: c0ffeekitten: herpowerisherown: hush-lullabye: So a Greek mythology headcanon where Aphrodite can appear either male or female, and she looks like a really fucking sexy guy to gay dudes because that\u2019s who they find attractive And some Greek bro is out with his buddies when she shows up and he\u2019s all \u201cWow look at how … <\/p>\n

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