{"id":110032,"date":"2016-03-13T00:27:24","date_gmt":"2016-03-13T00:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/erinnightwalker-geostatonary-sixpenceee\/"},"modified":"2018-09-03T02:19:16","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T02:19:16","slug":"erinnightwalker-geostatonary-sixpenceee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/erinnightwalker-geostatonary-sixpenceee\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-110032 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/erinnightwalker-geostatonary-sixpenceee\/attachment\/110033\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/tumblr_nrk72mEF8M1s1vn29o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/tumblr_nrk72mEF8M1s1vn29o1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/tumblr_nrk72mEF8M1s1vn29o1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/erinnightwalker.tumblr.com\/post\/124966976805\" target=\"_blank\">erinnightwalker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/geostatonary.tumblr.com\/post\/124803811053\" target=\"_blank\">geostatonary<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sixpenceee.tumblr.com\/post\/124244606188\" target=\"_blank\">sixpenceee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cA house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2Fii7KMNJ&amp;t=NzVmMmY0MzMyY2FkYTE1M2FmY2ZiOWU4YWJiNWJlODdkNDk4NzM4YSxaSUl1QlpLaw%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">(Source)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.\u00a0 I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?\u00a0 PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?\u201d<\/p>\n<p> \u201cPUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.\u00a0 WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.\u00a0 ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?\u00a0 THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.\u00a0 YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID \u2018MAYBE\u2019.\u201c<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I have the feeling that the families get along great except for Steve. Like, the wives are baking (questionable) brownies together, the kids are playing together, Antler Guy occasionally takes Son and Timmy to school (no car, just carries them in huge swinging strides through a nexus of ungoldly sights in a swirling netherworld shortcut. Sometimes they stop for McDonalds). Hell-wife gave them a potted Audrey Jr., Steve\u2019s wife (who I now christen Sharon) gave them a begonia.<\/p>\n<p>One time Steve tries throwing holy water but all Antler Guy does is thank him, saying that no, Antler Guy isn\u2019t Catholic but it\u2019s the thought that counts, he is so kind to water his creeping deathshade vines regardless.<\/p>\n<p>For Christmas Antler Guy gives Steve a case of ammunition. To be funny\/sarcastically mean Steve gets Antler Guy the world\u2019s most hideous Christmas sweater, singing light-up reindeer included. He immediately regrets it because not only does Antler Guy love it and wears it for several months, it will never need batteries because Antler Guy powers it with his own eldritch aura.<\/p>\n<p>When they come back from a holiday to Hawaii, Steve is horrified to find out Sharon bought them <i>matching Hawaiian shirts<\/i>. He is even more horrified that <i>his wife means it<\/i> that if he doesn\u2019t wear it he will forever sleep on the couch.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>erinnightwalker: geostatonary: sixpenceee: \u201cA house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.\u201d (Source) \u201cHELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.\u00a0 I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.\u201d \u201cNEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/erinnightwalker-geostatonary-sixpenceee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110034,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110032\/revisions\/110034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}