{"id":110023,"date":"2016-03-13T04:25:10","date_gmt":"2016-03-13T04:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/the-nine-circles-of-shipper-hell\/"},"modified":"2016-03-13T04:25:10","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T04:25:10","slug":"the-nine-circles-of-shipper-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/13\/the-nine-circles-of-shipper-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nine Circles of Shipper Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"

shedoesnotcomprehend<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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1. limbo \u2013 the canon-shippers
<\/b>Those who ship the actual pairings as they appear in canon. Barely even belong in Shipper Hell at all. Condemned to a miserable dependence on a fickle deity. Featuring: Buffy\/Angel; Peeta\/Katniss; Edward\/Bella.<\/p>\n

2. lust \u2013 the crack-shippers
<\/b>Okay, so they ship it, but do they ship <\/i>it? The mildest ring of shipper hell, for those people who will ship anything <\/i>on a dare. Condemned to eternal mockery, but let\u2019s be real, that\u2019s not actually a punishment for these guys. Featuring: Bella\/Tyler\u2019s Van; Bilbo\/Smaug; Hogwarts\/Giant Squid.<\/p>\n

3. gluttony \u2013 the ultra-common-shippers
<\/b>You know the one ship. It\u2019s the one that\u2019s in every. single. fic. Even if it\u2019s not the focus, it gets thrown in in the background. Condemned to have their fanart shown to the actors on chat shows. Featuring: Dean\/Castiel; John\/Sherlock; Clint\/Coulson.<\/p>\n

4. greed \u2013 the multi-shippers
<\/b>They write your favorite pairing, but then when you go to binge on their work it turns out they write EVERYTHING ELSE TOO and OH MY GOD NOT THAT PAIR. Need to pick one OTP like the rest of us. Condemned to be eternally hated by BOTH sides of every shipping war. Featuring: Harry\/Ron AND Harry\/Luna AND Draco\/Ginny.<\/p>\n

5. anger \u2013 the trash-shippers
<\/b>Trash and they know it. Sometimes it\u2019s trash\/cinnamon roll, sometimes it\u2019s trash\/trash, but it\u2019s always trash. Condemned to\u2026IDK, be trash? These guys are pretty up front about it. Featuring: Bucky\/Pierce; Sauron\/Morgoth; Hux\/Kylo.<\/p>\n

6. heresy \u2013 the rare-pair-shippers
<\/b>Not to be confused with the crack-shippers. These guys mean it. Oh god do they mean it. They have treatises about Anonymous Pilot #17\/That One Guy From The Novelization. Condemned to three fics on AO3, two of which are mistags. Featuring: Rosie Cotton\/Erestor; Deadpool\/Sif; Ianto\/Rory Williams.<\/p>\n

7. violence \u2013 the NOTP-shippers
<\/b>That One Ship. The one that inspires Hatred and Outrage in the hearts of All True Believers. They ship it. They are Those People. Condemned to have their ship tags full of indignant posts about BAD EXAMPLES FOR TEENAGE GIRLS. Featuring: Hux\/Rey; Dean\/Amara; Willow\/Kennedy.<\/p>\n

8. fraud \u2013 the incest-shippers
<\/b>Sure, we all understand they know it\u2019s wrong in real life. We still edge away nervously. They can just go \u2026 do their thing \u2026 over there.<\/i> Condemned to awkward questions about whether they <\/i>have any siblings, forever. Featuring: Sam\/Dean; Thor\/Loki; Draco\/Lucius.<\/p>\n

9. treachery \u2013 the ship-burners
<\/b>The one circle we can all agree to hate. These are the guys who shoot down one ship so they can put their own in. They\u2019re the ones who demonize female characters so they can ship their favorite gays. Not cool, guys. Condemned to MANY ANGRY REVIEWS. Featuring: Gabriel\/Sam\/Jess<\/strike>; Clint\/Thor\/Jane<\/strike>; Harry\/Ron\/Hermione<\/strike>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

shedoesnotcomprehend: 1. limbo \u2013 the canon-shippersThose who ship the actual pairings as they appear in canon. Barely even belong in Shipper Hell at all. Condemned to a miserable dependence on a fickle deity. Featuring: Buffy\/Angel; Peeta\/Katniss; Edward\/Bella. 2. lust \u2013 the crack-shippersOkay, so they ship it, but do they ship it? The mildest ring of … <\/p>\n

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