Romeo and Juliet: For never was a story of more woe\/ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
\nJulius Caesar: For never was a story of more blood and guts\/ Than this of Rome and her Julius.
\nOthello: For never was a story with more calling an innocent lady a ho\/ Than this of Desdemona and her Othello
\nMacbeth: For never was a story of more death\/ Than this of Lord and Lady Macbeth.
\nTitus Andronicus: For never was a story more ludicrous\/ Than this of Titus Andronicus
\nRichard III: For never was a story of less chill\/ Than this of Richard and those he killed
\nKing Lear: For never was a story more weird\/ Than this of three girls and their dad, King Lear
\nAntony and Cleopatra: For never was a story of dying in more agony\/ Than this of Cleopatra and her Antony
\nCoriolanus: For never was a story of more gayness\/ Than this of Aufidius and his Coriolanus
\nHamlet: For never was a story more overblown\/ Than this of Prince Hamlet and the Danish throne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Romeo and Juliet: For never was a story of more woe\/ Than this of Juliet and her Romeo. Julius Caesar: For never was a story of more blood and guts\/ Than this of Rome and her Julius. Othello: For never was a story with more calling an innocent lady a ho\/ Than this of Desdemona … <\/p>\n