{"id":109264,"date":"2016-03-18T11:33:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T11:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/18\/weird-au-prompts\/"},"modified":"2016-03-18T11:33:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T11:33:44","slug":"weird-au-prompts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/18\/weird-au-prompts\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird AU Prompts"},"content":{"rendered":"

the-average-procrastinator<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

– \u201cYeah, your mirror is a doorway
\n\tinto my dimension and I\u2019ve seen everything. Even that dance part for
\n\tone\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cSure, I\u2019m an alien but I don\u2019t
\n\tknow why you\u2019d think I\u2019d abduct people. But there\u2019s a great eatery
\n\tacross the galaxy if you want to check it out\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cListen, I am genetically
\n\tmodified and on the run and you will<\/i> let me hide in your
\n\thouse\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cI was just taking a walk
\n\tthrough the woods and I didn\u2019t think Fae really existed, and I
\n\treally don\u2019t think I\u2019ll accept any food from you\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cMy dragon is acting sick and
\n\tyou specialize in dragon illnesses, please take a look at it. Wait,
\n\twhy are you laughing\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cBuddy, we are in the middle of
\n\ta zombie apocalypse, I specialize in botany in unfavorable terrain
\n\tand I just saw you make a sword out of PVC pipe and string; we\u2019re
\n\tdefinitely teaming up\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cAs a wielder of dark magic I
\n\tdefinitely plan on taking over the world once I trick you into
\n\treleasing me from my prison, but crap, I think I might like you more
\n\tthan I meant to\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cOk, so you panicked and kissed
\n\tthe human so he wouldn\u2019t drown, but we can\u2019t keep him and he can\u2019t
\n\tleave if he knows about us merpeople, so what are we going to do\u201d
\n\tau<\/p>\n

– \u201cLook, I honestly didn\u2019t mean to
\n\trun into any awkward werewolves on my hike and why would I tell
\n\tanyone about it, what do you mean \u2018take me to your leader\u2019 are you
\n\tserious. How clich\u00e9 can you be\u201d au<\/p>\n

– \u201cI\u2019m a superhero and you\u2019re the
\n\tvillain, but I saw you visiting kids at the children\u2019s hospital and
\n\tletting them act like they defeated you and now it\u2019s really hard to
\n\tpunch you in the face\u201d au<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the-average-procrastinator: – \u201cYeah, your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I\u2019ve seen everything. Even that dance part for one\u201d au – \u201cSure, I\u2019m an alien but I don\u2019t know why you\u2019d think I\u2019d abduct people. But there\u2019s a great eatery across the galaxy if you want to check it out\u201d au – \u201cListen, … <\/p>\n

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