{"id":109077,"date":"2016-03-19T21:51:13","date_gmt":"2016-03-19T21:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/19\/toppiest-of-the-topjohns\/"},"modified":"2016-03-19T21:51:13","modified_gmt":"2016-03-19T21:51:13","slug":"toppiest-of-the-topjohns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/19\/toppiest-of-the-topjohns\/","title":{"rendered":"toppiest of the topjohns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/beminevalentines.tumblr.com\/post\/141326943171\" target=\"_blank\">beminevalentines<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I got a request (!!) for recommendations of toppy-top John fics &#8211; not just top in terms of who-sticks-what-where, but dom\/dark\/etc &#8211; and did a bit of a search through my bookmarks. here\u2019s what I dug up! (disclaimers: I didn\u2019t reread before making this list, just looked at my notes on fics I\u2019d read to jog my memory; all blurbs in quotes come from AO3 listings; heed the tags!; a fair bit of military kink &#8211; it\u2019s just too easy; sorrynotsorry for the prevalence of recs by janto321 aka <a href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/m2EC_KrojbMOI6Qe81EXMng\" target=\"_blank\">@merindab<\/a> &#8211; I can\u2019t help it!)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F787390&amp;t=MmM3N2IyZTA0ZWRjNDBiZjQwM2RjZGQ3OGI0Y2Q5NjM5MzNjZDcyMywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Deflowered<\/a> by Lorelei_Lee, 16k (I\u2019m looking forward to reading the extended version of this, but this short one is the one I fell in love with first) &#8211; \u201cMob!AU &#8211; Boss!John bought the first night of virgin!Sherlock who works as a rentboy in Miss Adler\u2019s brothel.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F421380&amp;t=ZDc1NDc0OWMzMDAyNjU5OTVjYzVlYTVjMmJjMThmMDU5OTdhMDlmYiwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Below the Belt<\/a> by moonblossom, 2k &#8211; \u201cJohn\u2019s trying to get some work done, but Sherlock\u2019s only got one thing<br \/>\non his mind. John decides to tie Sherlock to a chair and teach him a<br \/>\nlesson in patience.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F936807&amp;t=MjFiMGVlNzFiN2IxODk5YTAzMDZlNDBjZjgzNWRiMjBhMWU4ODdmNywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Maybe Sherlock Should Ruin John\u2019s Dates More Often<\/a> by janto321, 1k &#8211; \u201cSherlock has ruined yet another of John\u2019s dates. John is going to have to do something to punish him.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F1049758&amp;t=MTI4MmQ5N2VlNGMzNDg4YTY4NGM5YmRmMTI1YzI1YWExZWJjNTdiNiwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Incomplete Data (or The Effect of Red Pants on One Sherlock Holmes)<\/a> by janto321, 1k &#8211; \u201cSherlock is quite surprised to realize what red pants do to him.\u201c (with bonus DOG TAGS)<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F902264&amp;t=OWI3YTY2Y2NlODllNTNhYjRlNTc0NDk3N2UxMmY4NGJmMWFkYjY4MywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Sherlock\u2019s Secrets<\/a> by damesansmerci, 3k &#8211; \u201cSherlock has a rape\/military fantasy wherein his big<br \/>\nstrong soldier holds him down and takes what he wants while Sherlock<br \/>\nbegs him to stop. \/ 5+1. 5 fantasies Sherlock had and the 1 time John agreed to play along.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F1135134&amp;t=Yjg0NmFiMTRiYjQyYzEwMDg0ZjEyNzEyOWI2Y2Y4NjQ2YWNjNmI5NCwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Affirmation<\/a> by janto321, 1k &#8211; \u201cWhen Sherlock comes home from the hospital he finds John moved back in and ready to claim what is his.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F1757781&amp;t=YWVkNGM5ZWZhZTFkMzYyODY1ZjRkNjQ5MDhhNzBmMjBkNzQ4NjYyMywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Suffer Fools Gladly<\/a> by rotaryphones, 7k &#8211; \u201cDespite it being what he wanted, what he needed, none of this came<br \/>\neasily to Sherlock. He had learned through John that it wasn\u2019t enough<br \/>\nfor a partner to say or do the exact right things. Sherlock had to be<br \/>\nready to let go, willing to make himself vulnerable. That wasn\u2019t easy to<br \/>\n do. But he was getting better at it.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F1224955&amp;t=NjkxYzAzOWYxNTRmMjI3Yjc1MjNkN2Q4NzRkZDcwZDU3NTAwZGVlYywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Straight Shoote<\/a>r by nefariosity, 3k &#8211; \u201cSherlock has a military kink. John indulges him.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F2887373&amp;t=NDgwYTZjZDhiZDBmM2MxMTA2MTQ0OTVhOGQ0YjlkN2IyODYxZDk4MywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Begging and Bound<\/a> by janto321, 1k &#8211; \u201cJohn ties Sherlock to the bed. Dog tags are involved. It\u2019s just smut.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F3319031&amp;t=NDc4ZjYxZDU0Y2MyZDJlZmEwNDFhZDljNmQ1MmYwY2RmNDEwN2U1MCwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Belt-Fed Cock<\/a> by Vulgarweed, 4k &#8211; \u201cSome babies are born with hair, or with teeth. Some with a caul, some with a tail. Sherlock Holmes was born with an <a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fuser.xmission.com%2F%257Etrevin%2Fhanky.html&amp;t=MmNiNzdlYzE3YzI5OTE0NWY3NjIwYjZjYWE1OTViMjdiYzlhOGE1MywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">olive drab bandana in his right pocket.<\/a>\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F4914217&amp;t=YzM4ZmJhOWE3OWNjMzVhYjRmYjljNTgzNmY1OTYzN2ZkNjI0MmEwOSwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">The Spanking<\/a> by<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fusers%2FTindomerelhloni%2Fpseuds%2FTindomerelhloni&amp;t=YTA1N2FlMDRiNWQzNTRmNGUzODFmZTk3MDM3Y2Y2YjRlYmYyM2E0YSwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Tindomerelhloni<\/a>, 5k &#8211; \u201cProblem: How do you go about telling your best friend<br \/>\nthat your deepest, darkest desire is being bent over his knee and<br \/>\nspanked to orgasm?Solution: You don\u2019t tell him. You get him mad, really, really mad.\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F207493&amp;t=MjAyOTcyMTE0NTM2ZTU5ZjNkYzBkMjgzNGJiMjIwYThmOTcyNmM3MywyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Grab Your Gun (time to go to hell)<\/a> by Ishmael, 1k &#8211; \u201cJohn is not a good man. That doesn\u2019t stop him from trying to be one. (Dark!John AU, mostly canon-compliant.)\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>and a couple of outliers as well<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fworks%2F388254&amp;t=ZjYwNjJmNmZlYzlmNTY5MjMwODEzMjRhMDMxYTg5MjVjYjZmNGM2OSwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Love, Sociopath Style<\/a> by fantomeq, 13k &#8211; \u201cSherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own to conduct.\u201c This one\u2019s an outlier because they\u2019re both dark and toppy, not just John<\/li>\n<li>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/t.umblr.com\/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fseries%2F70975&amp;t=MzFiZTUyYzkyN2JhOWM2YTlmNjk0YmNkZDM0NDI1ODI3NThhYzY5OSwyMWs0S21OWg%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">Watson\u2019s everything<\/a> by Tiofrean, 24k series &#8211; This one\u2019s an outlier because it\u2019s a 10-part series of short pieces each focused on a specific thing of John\u2019s: fingers, stick (no, not that one, it\u2019s his cane), corporal, mouth, armchair, tea, jumpers, duty, behind, claim; and they\u2019re all fucking amazing<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thank you so much! There\u2019s a few gunplay pieces of mine too out there if the person asking wants that. Heck I know I opened a few new tabs from this list \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>beminevalentines: I got a request (!!) for recommendations of toppy-top John fics &#8211; not just top in terms of who-sticks-what-where, but dom\/dark\/etc &#8211; and did a bit of a search through my bookmarks. here\u2019s what I dug up! (disclaimers: I didn\u2019t reread before making this list, just looked at my notes on fics I\u2019d read &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/19\/toppiest-of-the-topjohns\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;toppiest of the topjohns&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[533,156,4483,13346],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109077"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}