{"id":109060,"date":"2016-03-20T02:37:50","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T02:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/20\/i-imagine-torchwood-hire-outside-staff-to-brand\/"},"modified":"2016-03-20T02:37:50","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T02:37:50","slug":"i-imagine-torchwood-hire-outside-staff-to-brand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/20\/i-imagine-torchwood-hire-outside-staff-to-brand\/","title":{"rendered":"I imagine Torchwood hire outside staff to brand all their stuff and then jack takes them out drinking and slips the retcon pill into their drinks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scriptscribbles.tumblr.com\/post\/141273087886\/i-imagine-torchwood-hire-outside-staff-to-brand\">scriptscribbles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I mean, that would be the logical method, but we all know how they order pizza.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/0e9d1d1cb0005e119171ad79f6f51183\/tumblr_ntq9gcv8YR1u21m8no1_400.gif\" \/><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scriptscribbles: I mean, that would be the logical method, but we all know how they order pizza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13344,50,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}