{"id":108763,"date":"2016-03-22T04:52:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T04:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/johnlock-smut-ficrecs-under-5000\/"},"modified":"2016-03-22T04:52:12","modified_gmt":"2016-03-22T04:52:12","slug":"johnlock-smut-ficrecs-under-5000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/johnlock-smut-ficrecs-under-5000\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnlock Smut ficrecs under 5,000?\ud83d\ude0f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/besina.tumblr.com\/post\/141454971610\" target=\"_blank\">besina<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alexxphoenix42.tumblr.com\/post\/141340631783\" target=\"_blank\">alexxphoenix42<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/justacookieofacumberbatch.tumblr.com\/post\/141340169034\" target=\"_blank\">justacookieofacumberbatch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/marsdaydream.tumblr.com\/post\/141333929267\" target=\"_blank\">marsdaydream<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cupidford.tumblr.com\/post\/141331708400\/johnlock-smut-ficrecs-under-5000\">cupidford<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This just\u2026.sort of happened\u2026.\ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/405966\" target=\"_blank\">Tell Me I\u2019m Pretty<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0round_robin<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Established relationship dry humping. 1027 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/2541386\" target=\"_blank\">Into the Light<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Besina<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John is a ghost inhabiting Sherlock\u2019s fleshlight. 1335 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/841159\" target=\"_blank\">Still, I Shiver<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0tweedisgood<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>First time Holmes and Watson, Holmes POV. 1350 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/379253\" target=\"_blank\">Just a Little<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0peevee<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John and Sherlock aren\u2019t having sex, until suddenly they are.1390 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/6249484\" target=\"_blank\">Five-Day Shadow<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic)<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John comes home from a trip with a beard. 1764 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/470804\" target=\"_blank\">I Lay With You<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0trickybonmot<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sherlock teaches John the difference between lie and lay. 1952 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1010823\" target=\"_blank\">Through A Glass<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Mildredandbobbin<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Adjoining door in the bathroom at 221B &#8211; if Sherlock stands in exactly the right spot in his bedroom he can see through said panels. 2012 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/403237\" target=\"_blank\">Pentanedione, Damascenone, Furanone, Vanillin<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0peevee<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Coffeeshop AU Sherlock creates roasts, John is a barista. \u00a02242 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/783488\" target=\"_blank\">Silent Treatment<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0peevee<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sometimes I don\u2019t talk for days on end. Rimming. 2260 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/454230\" target=\"_blank\">What you Want<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Songlin<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>J &amp; S fight and make out. Sherlock tries to get John angry enough for it to happen again. Rough angry-ish sex follows. 2361 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1047179\" target=\"_blank\">Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0taylorpotato<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John\u2019s going to get a lot of dirty phone calls. 2455 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1459435?view_adult=true\" target=\"_blank\">Slowly<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0sweetcupncakes<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John kisses Sherlock for the first time. Slow loving sex.\u00a02478 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/149210\" target=\"_blank\">Bikini: Extended Edition<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0entanglednow<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John wakes up to find Sherlock in his bikini. 2488 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/3347795\" target=\"_blank\">Say My Name<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0mistyzeo<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Watson is quiet in bed, Holmes sets out to change that. ACD. 2611 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/5326430\" target=\"_blank\">A (slightly) different Christmas Tradition<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Salamboo6<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>At first, Sherlock only kissed him when they passed under the mistletoe Mrs. Hudson had put above their front door. 2790 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/486691\" target=\"_blank\">Between Me and You<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Mazarin221b<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sherlock has been stealing and wearing John\u2019s pants. 2892 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1306069\" target=\"_blank\">A Natural, Human Reaction<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0cwb<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sherlock is on bed rest and Mrs. Hudson has abandoned his sponge bath. John offers to help finish the job. 3000 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/744376\" target=\"_blank\">Bathtime<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0rubyofkukundu<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John catches Sherlock in the bath. 3000 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/309665\" target=\"_blank\">Bookshelf Sonata<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0mistyzeo<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John is looking for a book, and Sherlock changes his plans. 3000 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/2752004\" target=\"_blank\">In London, In Winter<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0PoppyAlexander<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The heat\u2019s out at 221B; Sherlock and John go under cover(s). 3009 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/682990\" target=\"_blank\">An\u2019 Liquor Guid to Fire His Bluid<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0mistyzeo<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Rarely have I seen Sherlock deeply intoxicated, and rarely does he choose to become so. But when he does, it is a gorgeous sight. 3080 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/476622?view_full_work=true\" target=\"_blank\">A Contest of Wills<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0JanecShannon<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Mrs. Turner\u2019s tenants are having loud sex, John and Sherlock pretend to get revenge, which leads to not pretending. 3155 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/3380993\" target=\"_blank\">Little Wee<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0cwb<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John and Sherlock compare penis sizes. crack fic. 3557 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/5750335\" target=\"_blank\">Come Home<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0hudders-and-hiddles<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John has been gone less than thirty minutes before his text alert sounds from Sherlock. Established relationship. 3763 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/3612870\" target=\"_blank\">No Sex, No Kissing, and Absolutely No Romance<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0kedgeree<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s Valentine\u2019s Day. John and Sherlock have a bet on. John can resist Sherlock for the day. And Sherlock can resist John. 3830 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/763552\" target=\"_blank\">Kind of Blue<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0emmagrant01<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sherlock has a problem. John gives him a hand. 3860 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1009546\" target=\"_blank\">Just Browsing<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0bendingsignpost<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John and Sherlock meet in a bookstore. 3869 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1059699\" target=\"_blank\">The Blushful Hippocrene<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0mistyzeo<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Sometimes, when I am bored, I like to get Doctor Watson drunk. ACD. Established relationship.4099 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1709708\" target=\"_blank\">Because Blah Blah Blah Happy<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0cwb<\/b><\/p>\n<p>John gives Sherlock a list of shit he\u2019s pissed about. 4578 words<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1951785\" target=\"_blank\">It\u2019s You<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0WhimsicalEthnographies<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The two idiots finally get it on. 4608 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/4413338\" target=\"_blank\">Encounter on the Bakerloo Line<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0mistyzeo, Obstinatrix\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Holmes is jealous of Watson\u2019s ex-lovers, WW1, grope each other on the London Underground\/Tube. ACD. 4613 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/309777\" target=\"_blank\">Butterfly, Pinned Under Glass<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0billiethepoet<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It started to keep John safe, and ended up as just desire. 4648 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1065181\" target=\"_blank\">Nocturnal Conversation<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0sweetcupncakes<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John has nightmares about Sherlock dead. 4695 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/247040\" target=\"_blank\">Fic: His Lap Full<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0lucybun<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A ride on the tube changes everything. 4869 words<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/226409\" target=\"_blank\">Disco Stick<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0Ishmael<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John meets Sherlock at Clara\u2019s hen night in a strip club. 4941 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/744398\" target=\"_blank\">Whirlwind<\/a>\u00a0by\u00a0rubyofkukundu<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>John meets Sherlock in a club as students. 5000 words.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/b40ff17a1492b1f340538c354ea245b8\/tumblr_inline_o4b5owS7gr1rqoppv_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks for the rec! \u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/mmsc4TbZHmX6ZnsqkQWpx-A\" target=\"_blank\">@cupidford<\/a> is AWESOME with the FIC RECS, amirite???!!!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Woot! Thanks for the rec @cupidford! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m not on here, but I just wanted to throw out there that if you\u2019re looking for under 5k smutfics that\u2019s kinda my jam.<a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works?utf8=%E2%9C%93&amp;work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&amp;work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=13&amp;work_search%5Brelationship_ids%5D%5B%5D=11006&amp;work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&amp;work_search%5Bquery%5D=&amp;work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&amp;work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=0&amp;commit=Sort+and+Filter&amp;user_id=FaceofMer\" target=\"_blank\"> I\u2019ve written 112 Explicit fics tagged johnlock<\/a>. So far.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>besina: alexxphoenix42: justacookieofacumberbatch: marsdaydream: cupidford: This just\u2026.sort of happened\u2026.\ud83d\ude33 Tell Me I\u2019m Pretty\u00a0by\u00a0round_robin Established relationship dry humping. 1027 words. Into the Light\u00a0by\u00a0Besina John is a ghost inhabiting Sherlock\u2019s fleshlight. 1335 words Still, I Shiver\u00a0by\u00a0tweedisgood First time Holmes and Watson, Holmes POV. 1350 words Just a Little\u00a0by\u00a0peevee John and Sherlock aren\u2019t having sex, until suddenly they &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/johnlock-smut-ficrecs-under-5000\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Johnlock Smut ficrecs under 5,000?\ud83d\ude0f&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108763"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}