{"id":108749,"date":"2016-03-22T08:23:10","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T08:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/this-kid-was-like-four-or-five-and-adorable\/"},"modified":"2016-03-22T08:23:10","modified_gmt":"2016-03-22T08:23:10","slug":"this-kid-was-like-four-or-five-and-adorable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/this-kid-was-like-four-or-five-and-adorable\/","title":{"rendered":"This kid was like, four or five and adorable."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kid at Work: I&#8217;m team Iron Man! SpiderMan is team Iron Man so I can wear his shirt!<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m Team Cap!<br \/>\nKid: But he broke the rules!<br \/>\nMe: Even though it&#8217;s for his bestest best friend?<br \/>\nKid: Even if I break the rules for my bestest friend, I have to sit in timeout.<br \/>\nMe: So Captain America has to have a time out?<br \/>\nKid: Yeah. And I think Iron Man needs a nap.<br \/>\nMe: If I switch to Team Iron Man, do I get a nap instead of a time out?<br \/>\nKid: Or could take a nap in your timeout, like I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kid at Work: I&#8217;m team Iron Man! SpiderMan is team Iron Man so I can wear his shirt! Me: I&#8217;m Team Cap! Kid: But he broke the rules! Me: Even though it&#8217;s for his bestest best friend? Kid: Even if I break the rules for my bestest friend, I have to sit in timeout. Me: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/03\/22\/this-kid-was-like-four-or-five-and-adorable\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This kid was like, four or five and adorable.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[754,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108749"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}