{"id":107218,"date":"2016-04-02T07:35:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T07:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/02\/ballroomnotoriety-when-reading-anything-i-write\/"},"modified":"2016-04-02T07:35:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T07:35:36","slug":"ballroomnotoriety-when-reading-anything-i-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/02\/ballroomnotoriety-when-reading-anything-i-write\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ballroomnotoriety.tumblr.com\/post\/138769370463\" target=\"_blank\">ballroomnotoriety<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever\u2019s tail<\/p>\n<p>e.g. if i type\u00a0\u201caaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u201d please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ballroomnotoriety: when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever\u2019s tail e.g. if i type\u00a0\u201caaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u201d please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24,4,45],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}