{"id":106624,"date":"2016-04-06T04:13:06","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T04:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/06\/prompt-a-fantasy-world-is-so-used-to-human\/"},"modified":"2016-04-06T04:13:06","modified_gmt":"2016-04-06T04:13:06","slug":"prompt-a-fantasy-world-is-so-used-to-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/06\/prompt-a-fantasy-world-is-so-used-to-human\/","title":{"rendered":"[Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they&#8217;ve set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/luminousalicorn.tumblr.com\/post\/140709683065\/prompt-a-fantasy-world-is-so-used-to-human\">luminousalicorn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cName?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTrudy C-\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs that a nickname?\u00a0 I need your full name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026Gertrude Chau.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFavorite mythical creature?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUnicorns.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026do you have a second favorite?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026Mermaids?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can get you mermaids.\u00a0 What were you doing before you &#8211; how did you say you got here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI looked under my bed for monsters and fell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Scribble scribble.\u00a0 \u201cBefore that, what were you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe just moved and -\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHang on -\u201d\u00a0 Papers rustle.\u00a0 \u201cWhich of the following best describes your attitude: excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or other?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026.what does resentment mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt means you\u2019re mad that they were taken away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay.\u00a0 And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you\u2019re supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger, magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI only get one?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form 37-J -\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll just take the magic wand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s a bin of them by the door; take one and then recite this fairy-summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination.\u201d\u00a0 Stamp, check, peeling of carbon paper.\u00a0 \u201cThis is your copy.\u00a0 Next!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>luminousalicorn: \u201cName?\u201d \u201cTrudy C-\u201d \u201cIs that a nickname?\u00a0 I need your full name.\u201d \u201c\u2026Gertrude Chau.\u201d \u201cFavorite mythical creature?\u201d \u201cUnicorns.\u201d \u201c\u2026do you have a second favorite?\u201d \u201c\u2026Mermaids?\u201d \u201cI can get you mermaids.\u00a0 What were you doing before you &#8211; how did you say you got here?\u201d \u201cI looked under my bed for monsters and fell.\u201d Scribble &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/06\/prompt-a-fantasy-world-is-so-used-to-human\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;[Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they&#8217;ve set up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[323,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}