{"id":105875,"date":"2016-04-10T23:27:23","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T23:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/10\/seananmcguire-lizawithazed-roachpatrol-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-10T23:27:23","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T23:27:23","slug":"seananmcguire-lizawithazed-roachpatrol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/10\/seananmcguire-lizawithazed-roachpatrol-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

seananmcguire<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lizawithazed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kiddthemaniac<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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when-the-reindeer-comes-home<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bolto<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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white dude in this horror movie\u00a0: *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like \u201cWhomsoever enters this room, they shall\u2026 well, this word is like\u2026 literally it means \u2018unbecome,\u2019 but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and\u2014wait, when was this carved? \u00a0was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. \u00a0This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cYou guys, I\u2019ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing\u2019s written in some kind of\u00a0weird<\/i> localized dialect, and I\u2019ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here\u2026I can\u2019t even tell if it\u2019s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase\u2026whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u2018this is written in ancient sumerian. it\u2019s about\u2026 uh\u2026 well that word is\u2026 uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cokay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means \u2018horse\u2019 – and the context is really not helping\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cYou know what?\u00a0 This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let\u2019s just leave<\/i>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

seananmcguire: lizawithazed: roachpatrol: kiddthemaniac: when-the-reindeer-comes-home: bolto: white dude in this horror movie\u00a0: *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*\u00a0 Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like \u201cWhomsoever enters this room, they shall\u2026 well, this word is like\u2026 literally it means \u2018unbecome,\u2019 but it was … <\/p>\n

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