{"id":105786,"date":"2016-04-11T16:19:12","date_gmt":"2016-04-11T16:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/11\/accio-shitpost-every-year-some-joker-gets\/"},"modified":"2016-04-11T16:19:12","modified_gmt":"2016-04-11T16:19:12","slug":"accio-shitpost-every-year-some-joker-gets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/11\/accio-shitpost-every-year-some-joker-gets\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/accio-shitpost.tumblr.com\/post\/142410795831\" target=\"_blank\">accio-shitpost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>every year, some joker gets mcgonagall some cat toys as a present<\/p>\n<p>every so often, when she\u2019s feeling stressed, she opens the drawer that she secretly keeps them in, takes out the toys and puts them all over the floor, locks her office door and just goes wild<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>accio-shitpost: every year, some joker gets mcgonagall some cat toys as a present every so often, when she\u2019s feeling stressed, she opens the drawer that she secretly keeps them in, takes out the toys and puts them all over the floor, locks her office door and just goes wild<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,8527,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}