{"id":105656,"date":"2016-04-12T13:08:41","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T13:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/12\/theprofessorstrikesagain-zabchan\/"},"modified":"2018-09-02T15:28:10","modified_gmt":"2018-09-02T15:28:10","slug":"theprofessorstrikesagain-zabchan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/12\/theprofessorstrikesagain-zabchan\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-105656 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/12\/theprofessorstrikesagain-zabchan\/attachment\/105657\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_nh2hjccYN11qj2cswo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_nh2hjccYN11qj2cswo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_nh2hjccYN11qj2cswo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theprofessorstrikesagain.tumblr.com\/post\/142617489396\" target=\"_blank\">theprofessorstrikesagain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/zabchan.tumblr.com\/post\/138123848064\" target=\"_blank\">zabchan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-musical-cc.tumblr.com\/post\/138123246534\" target=\"_blank\">the-musical-cc<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/angelrin89.tumblr.com\/post\/138117248288\" target=\"_blank\">angelrin89<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/true-king-of-monsters.tumblr.com\/post\/138095049231\" target=\"_blank\">true-king-of-monsters<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/luxy-lightning.tumblr.com\/post\/110570199906\" target=\"_blank\">luxy-lightning<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thestrangedaysofkrei.tumblr.com\/post\/110269749142\" target=\"_blank\">thestrangedaysofkrei<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/knitmeapony.tumblr.com\/post\/106990313089\" target=\"_blank\">knitmeapony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/28weekslaterhater.tumblr.com\/post\/106980943308\" target=\"_blank\">28weekslaterhater<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/knitmeapony.tumblr.com\/post\/106938585189\" target=\"_blank\">knitmeapony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ravenclawslibrary.tumblr.com\/post\/106935515636\" target=\"_blank\">ravenclawslibrary<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/smurflewis.tumblr.com\/post\/106020710940\" target=\"_blank\">smurflewis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.<\/p>\n<p>And then I\u2019m just like, \u201cDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU\u2019RE HAPPY.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. \u00a0Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won\u2019t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you\u2019ll win Hades\u2019 favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I heartily endorse this alternative answer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I love how all of this advice leads to \u201cplease Hades at all costs.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f784bd715fae960b4811f9b4e11fb5fa\/tumblr_inline_njixagmY231sxxdo8.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#because Hades really wasn\u2019t that bad<\/p>\n<p>No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus\u2019 Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>ZUES\u2019S THUNDER COCK<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase\u00a0\u2018BITCH, FIGHT ME\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Note: Mesperyian isn\u2019t real. You\u2019re thinking of Makaria.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theprofessorstrikesagain: zabchan: the-musical-cc: angelrin89: true-king-of-monsters: luxy-lightning: thestrangedaysofkrei: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then I\u2019m just like, \u201cDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/12\/theprofessorstrikesagain-zabchan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[771,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105658,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105656\/revisions\/105658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}