{"id":104674,"date":"2016-04-19T07:35:44","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T07:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/19\/thatoneqprblog-merelyimmortal-zetsubonna\/"},"modified":"2016-04-19T07:35:44","modified_gmt":"2016-04-19T07:35:44","slug":"thatoneqprblog-merelyimmortal-zetsubonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/19\/thatoneqprblog-merelyimmortal-zetsubonna\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

thatoneqprblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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merelyimmortal<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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zetsubonna<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dapperpea<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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glampersand<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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heroscafe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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emmmpty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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autistictesla<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pneggy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y\/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
\n\u201cYour girlfriend dumped you because you\u2019re ugly\u201d
\nthat\u2019s nice tim isn\u2019t it past ur bedtime<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they\u2019re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver<\/p>\n

\u201cdrive into that pole\u201d
thanks karen or i could not do that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Perfect<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class<\/p>\n

\u201cmaybe they poisoned you\u201d
maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock\u2019s behind you with an answer.<\/p>\n

\u201cdid I lock the door-\u201d<\/p>\n

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y’all and his eyes lit up. He didn\u2019t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady<\/p>\n

\u201cgod hates you because you don\u2019t believe in him\u201d
\u201cyour failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone\u201d
\u201ceverything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell\u201d<\/p>\n

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

thatoneqprblog: merelyimmortal: zetsubonna: dapperpea: glampersand: heroscafe: emmmpty: autistictesla: pneggy: Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y\/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like \u201cYour girlfriend dumped you because you\u2019re ugly\u201d that\u2019s nice tim isn\u2019t it past ur bedtime also, if you … <\/p>\n

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