{"id":104012,"date":"2016-04-24T01:02:32","date_gmt":"2016-04-24T01:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/24\/lyraeon-evil-bones-mccoy\/"},"modified":"2016-04-24T01:02:32","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T01:02:32","slug":"lyraeon-evil-bones-mccoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/24\/lyraeon-evil-bones-mccoy\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lyraeon<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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evil-bones-mccoy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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yourunderwaterskies<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lyraeon<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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But what if the princess was in the tower\u00a0because<\/em> she was the dragon?<\/p>\n

Like the queen gives birth and oops it\u2019s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right<\/p>\n

None of the King\u2019s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she\u2019s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes<\/p>\n

They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her<\/p>\n

The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who\u2019s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth<\/p>\n

The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time<\/p>\n

And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

and the \u201ckidnapped\u201d princess is her girlfriend?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this feels like a minotaur myth gone amazingly right.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Okay, who brought this back? Because I haven\u2019t seen notes on this thing in literally months.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lyraeon: evil-bones-mccoy: yourunderwaterskies: lyraeon: But what if the princess was in the tower\u00a0because she was the dragon? Like the queen gives birth and oops it\u2019s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right None of the King\u2019s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can … <\/p>\n

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