{"id":103658,"date":"2016-04-26T14:43:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T14:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/"},"modified":"2018-09-02T10:49:35","modified_gmt":"2018-09-02T10:49:35","slug":"the-gneech-jackthevulture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-103658 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/attachment\/103659\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/attachment\/103660\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo2_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo2_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo2_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/attachment\/103661\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo3_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo3_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo3_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/attachment\/103662\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo4_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo4_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/tumblr_o38dmyqduV1so7zheo4_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-gneech.tumblr.com\/post\/140807258638\" target=\"_blank\">the-gneech<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jackthevulture.tumblr.com\/post\/140498855443\" target=\"_blank\">jackthevulture<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/polyglotplatypus.tumblr.com\/post\/140115405916\" target=\"_blank\">polyglotplatypus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It\u2019s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall.  <\/p>\n<p>A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we\u2019re looking out the window like \u201cLOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But the driver is like \u201cFUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!\u201d but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reblogging for the followup comment!\u00a0\u2018cos that\u2019s exactly what it\u2019s like.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the-gneech: jackthevulture: polyglotplatypus: It\u2019s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It\u2019s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny. From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/26\/the-gneech-jackthevulture\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[98,3124,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103663,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103658\/revisions\/103663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}