{"id":103502,"date":"2016-04-27T13:56:26","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T13:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/27\/jabberwockypie-deadcatwithaflamethrower\/"},"modified":"2016-04-27T13:56:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T13:56:26","slug":"jabberwockypie-deadcatwithaflamethrower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/04\/27\/jabberwockypie-deadcatwithaflamethrower\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

jabberwockypie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deadcatwithaflamethrower<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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brenhux<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deadcatwithaflamethrower<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deadcatwithaflamethrower<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Sometimes, fic research leads you to learn interesting things that history textbooks neglect.<\/p>\n

Like the time President Jimmy Carter got attacked by a fucking rabbit.<\/i><\/p>\n

WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY BEFORE THIS EVENING?<\/p>\n

I mean, imagine those poor fucking news anchors, desperately trying to look sober and serious:\u00a0 \u201cToday we\u2019ve received reports that while on a camping trip earlier this year, President Carter was\u2013snerk\u2013attacked by a rabbit\u2013snerk snerk\u2013while on a camping trip\u2013Oh, fuck it, FILM AT 11, MOTHERFUCKERS!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The only thing better than this was learning immediately afterwards that Napoleon Bonaparte managed to be attacked by an entire fucking warren<\/i> of rabbits.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

REBLOGGING FOR ATTACK RABBITS.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<_< Jimmy Carter is a second cousin of mine. Last time I went to a family reunion back in the early 00\u2032s, I met him, and my aunt was all\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t talk to him about rabbits.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OMG.\u00a0 *rolling around on the floor laughing*<\/p>\n

DON\u2019T TALK TO HIM ABOUT RABBITS<\/p>\n

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

*sobs of joy* \u00a0Well. \u00a0I can die happy now. knowing this.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

jabberwockypie: deadcatwithaflamethrower: brenhux: deadcatwithaflamethrower: deadcatwithaflamethrower: Sometimes, fic research leads you to learn interesting things that history textbooks neglect. Like the time President Jimmy Carter got attacked by a fucking rabbit. WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEAUTIFUL STORY BEFORE THIS EVENING? I mean, imagine those poor fucking news anchors, desperately trying to look sober … <\/p>\n

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