Alexander Hamilton: hello. It’s me
\nAaron Burr, Sir: God is testing me and John Laurens is gay
\nMy Shot: I’m smol but I will fight anyone
\nStory of Tonight: gay subtext
\nThe Schuyler Sisters: werk werk
\nFarmer Refuted: shut the fuck up
\nYou’ll be Back: don’t leave me m’lady
\nRight Hand Man: shaboom
\nA Winter’s Ball: hey…..( \u0361\u00b0 \u035c\u0296 \u0361\u00b0)
\nHelpless: Honey there’s a storm coming
\nSatisfied: thirst\u2122
\nThe Story of Tonight – Reprise: even more gay subtext
\nWait For It: I love a married woman
\nStay Alive: I’m a general, wheeeeeee
\nThe Ten Duel Commandments: (\u0e07\ufe21\u2019-\u2018\ufe20)\u0e07
\nMeet Me Inside: daddy issues
\nThat Would Be Enough: pure\u2122
\nGuns And Ships: gunboats
\nHistory Has Its Eyes On You: I
\n fucked up once
\nYorktown(the World Turned Upside Down): we won and its lit
\nWhat Comes Next: \u0f3c\u0298\u031a\u0644\u035c\u0298\u031a\u0f3d
\nDear Theodosia: God I hope I don’t fuck up this kid too badly
\nNon-Stop: red bull gives you wiiings
\nWhat’d I Miss: here he is, the
\n biggest douche of the universe
\nCabinet Battle #1: the roast session
\nTake a Break: pay attention to your own fucking kid jfc
\nSay No To This: thirst\u2122 2.0
\nRoom Where it Happens: fuck you Burr
\nSchuyler Defeated: you ruined my dream journal
\nCabinet Battle #2: daddy’s calling
\nWashington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKIN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
\nOne Last Time: Jefferson, Adams, I’m leaving. And while I’m gone. No parties.
\nI Know Him: they’re gonna fight in a Denny’s parking lot
\nThe Adams Administration: sit down John you fat motherfucker
\nWe Know: blackmail for fun and profit
\nHurricane: yep this is a great idea
\nThe Reynolds Pamphlet: great goggly moggly its all gone to shit
\nBurn: don’t fuck with Eliza. Ever.
\nBlow Us All Away: bad conflict resolution
\nStay Alive – Reprise: Pain
\nIt’s Quiet Uptown: pain 2.0
\nThe Election of 1800: fuck you Burr 2.0
\nYour Obedient Servant: Passive aggressive Facebook moms
\nBest of Wives and Best of Women: gross sobbing
\nThe World Was Wide Enough: wakey wakey big mistakey
\nWho Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: more gross sobbing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alexander Hamilton: hello. It’s me Aaron Burr, Sir: God is testing me and John Laurens is gay My Shot: I’m smol but I will fight anyone Story of Tonight: gay subtext The Schuyler Sisters: werk werk Farmer Refuted: shut the fuck up You’ll be Back: don’t leave me m’lady Right Hand Man: shaboom A Winter’s … <\/p>\n