{"id":102416,"date":"2016-05-05T11:33:38","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T11:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/05\/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-tehkittykat\/"},"modified":"2016-05-05T11:33:38","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T11:33:38","slug":"roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-tehkittykat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/05\/roachpatrol-jumpingjacktrash-tehkittykat\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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FN-2187 walked into a detention cell and removed a high level prisoner by saying,\u00a0\u201cKylo Ren sent me\u201d and none of the guards even thought to call and verify it. He then marched that prisoner through the corridors of a Star Destroyer and into a fighter bay passed a gaggle of officers and no one batted an eye.<\/p>\n

But go on and tell me how Finn was just a janitor.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

oh but now i\u2019ve been thinking about this! <\/p>\n

ok 1.) finn in before the awakening is literally at the top of his class, like phasma\u2019s only beef with this dude is that he\u2019s got too much empathy but other than that he\u2019s a+ officer material in logistics, combat training, marksmanship, leadership, the whole shebang. so he\u2019s probably trusted to know his shit and do his job. so if fn-2187 says ren wants the prisoner, then ren wants the prisoner. that makes perfect sense. <\/p>\n

now the hangar tho, here me out: finn using the force. unconsciously, but we know jedi can pass unseen when they want\/need to, and he\u2019s so desperate to not get caught he\u2019s probably thinking okay stay calm stay calm nothing to see here just a trooper trasnporting a prisoner nothing unusual here and it WORKS. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Nah son. Fuck headcanon. This shit is CANON.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Has anyone stopped to consider the fact <\/i>that in Star Wars any kind of large-scale sanitation project is going to immediately be colonized by giant tentacle hellbeasts, which may or may not absorb the souls of the people that get consumed for standing a little too close to the garbage chute? And that the hellbeasts are impossible to completely get rid of, and many of them have adaptations like acid secretions and echolocation that lets them digest things like battle armor and durasteel? Seriously, there are half a dozen I can think of off the top of my head, starting with the friggin dianoga <\/i>from New Hope.<\/p>\n

Only absolute badasses<\/i> work sanitation. Anyone with lesser skills gets eaten.<\/p>\n

Finn didn\u2019t have to get that <\/i>happy with the Force Suggest to get people to go with him being the boss is what I\u2019m saying. You don\u2019t start an argument with the guy who exterminates soul-sucking hell centipedes in close quarters twice a week to keep the trash compactor running.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

why was han so dismissive? he met one of those trash monsters once upon a time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

this answers a lot of my complaints about why you would banish a high-scoring, intelligent, resourceful officer-track soldier to do a roomba\u2019s job. but like also considering starkiller base is built into an entire planet, finn\u2019s probably got to deal with a galaxy\u2019s worth of native fangtentacled shitparasites, and <\/i>alien polar moosebears wandering in to see where all that tasty garbage is coming from.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: tehkittykat: jawnbaeyega: shadowmaat: tora42: brak666: FN-2187 walked into a detention cell and removed a high level prisoner by saying,\u00a0\u201cKylo Ren sent me\u201d and none of the guards even thought to call and verify it. He then marched that prisoner through the corridors of a Star Destroyer and into a fighter bay passed a … <\/p>\n

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