{"id":101865,"date":"2016-05-09T02:37:48","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T02:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/09\/momnar-deliverusfromsburb-youngvenuz-2\/"},"modified":"2016-05-09T02:37:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T02:37:48","slug":"momnar-deliverusfromsburb-youngvenuz-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/09\/momnar-deliverusfromsburb-youngvenuz-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

momnar<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deliverusfromsburb<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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youngvenuz<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deliverusfromsburb<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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because-im-freaking-greed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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deliverusfromsburb<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn\u2019t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ted Cruz\u2019s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960\u2019s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

case closed everyone hit the showers<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

momnar: deliverusfromsburb: youngvenuz: deliverusfromsburb: because-im-freaking-greed: deliverusfromsburb: The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn\u2019t win the election or he does and the entire world ends. Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a … <\/p>\n

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