{"id":101631,"date":"2016-05-11T06:48:10","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T06:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/11\/its-a-different-world-thegreenwolf\/"},"modified":"2016-05-11T06:48:10","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T06:48:10","slug":"its-a-different-world-thegreenwolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/05\/11\/its-a-different-world-thegreenwolf\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

its-a-different-world<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thegreenwolf<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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newwavenova<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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waspabi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lornacrowley<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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blossomfae<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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missvoltairine<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bradkey<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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osmanthusoolong<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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arminarlerted<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say\u00a0\u201ctax benefits\u201d. and to this day my aunt still doesn\u2019t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling\u00a0\u201cTAX BENEFITS!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My parents did this with me and\u00a0\u201cnuclear disarmament\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I taught my little brother to say \u201cmicro-surgical vasectomy reversal\u201d (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn\u2019t stop saying it for literal years.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My parents taught me to chant \u201cGet your laws off our bodies!\u201d for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant\u00a0\u201clive free or die\u201d until he calmed down it was fuckin weird<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say\u00a0\u201cwhat the fuck?!?\u201d in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i\u2019m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say\u00a0\u2018this is my <\/i>truck\u2019 and the other one said\u00a0\u2018no, this truck belongs to the collective\u2019; they all say it now<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That last one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This is too good not to reblog.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

help<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

its-a-different-world: thegreenwolf: newwavenova: waspabi: lornacrowley: blossomfae: missvoltairine: bradkey: osmanthusoolong: arminarlerted: story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say\u00a0\u201ctax benefits\u201d. and to this day my aunt still doesn\u2019t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a … <\/p>\n

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