Tagged by Stitchy
Question/Answer thingy below the cut
Rule one: Always post the rules
Rule Two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones
Rule Three: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule Four: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. Very Important: Who is your favorite Muppet? Gonzo
2. An article of clothing you don’t understand the point of: Anything that takes me longer than ten seconds to figure out how to put on.
3. Sort your favorite Star Trek Captain into a Hogwarts house: Captain Kirk into Slytherin
4. What is your favorite kind of juice? Apple
5. Show me a funny picture of a bunny.

6. If you could live on the moon what would your job be? I’d write the epic history of our Lunar Conquest. Or be a mechanic/electrician
7. What is the best Nintendo console, in your opinion? Uhhh always have a soft spot for any incarnation of game boy.
8. Measure the circumference of your head. Or describe your hair. My hair is brown wavy/curly and I get ringlets sometimes. Down to my shoulders since I cut it
9. Do you wear socks to bed? Never
10. Gandalf says you have to destroy the One Ring, name 7 more people/characters you’re taking with you as your Fellowship. Jack Harkness, John Watson, Ripley, the ninth doctor, Sam and Dean Winchester and River Song. We’ll burn Mordor. Lol
11. Would you rather have wings or be able to breathe/not-freeze underwater? Wings !

11 new questions:
1. Which character do you most want to take on a drunken pub crawl?
2. Favorite animated movie?
3. Are you pro or anti mustache?
4. If you got the chance to go colonize space, would you?
5. Secret useless talent?
6. Favorite pancake topping?
7. You wake up in bed with your favorite actor/character. What happens?
8. A song you always belt out.
9. Favorite salad dressing?
10. How do you like your eggs?
11. Favorite tea? Or other beverage.

I don’t feel like tagging, do if you want.

Stitchy inspired me to write a prostitute John story, and it looks like this is going to be another mulit-chapter fic. Not sure where it’s going quite yet.

Ilium – When John was injured and sent home, he found the only work he could do was the oldest profession. That was where Sherlock stumbled into his life. Now leaving that life behind may be the most difficult challenge yet.

teaser below the cut

John watched as the slender man came into the parlor. Dark tousled hair, pale eyes. A man like that sure didn’t need to pay for sex. But well, all kinds came in here. He looked around with eyes that seemed to take in everything. At least he was looking at more than just the men who worked here. The man met his eyes. John stopped breathing a moment, then put on his smile and moved closer. Probably kinky as hell if he was here. Either way, long as he paid, he’d do his best. And his best was damn good.

“Evening,” he said.

He looked John over in a way that felt like he was finding every fault and flaw. John stiffened his back and met the scrutiny. The stranger raised an eyebrow.

“Afghanistan or Iraq?”

“Excuse me?”

“You’re a soldier. Not home very long. But working here.”

“Yeah, well, we’ve all got reasons. Promise I can still make it worth your while. Name’s John.”

He shifted. “Sherlock.”

continue on AO3

Tagged by:/neverland-is-never-too-far

Rules-
Rule 1: post the rules
Rule 2: answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones
Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: let them know you tagged them

1) What was your first fandom ? I grew up with Doctor Who, but that was my parents fandom. The first real fandom that was mine was Star Trek (now of course the who has come full cirlce)

2) What fandom do you like the most ? Ugh, i can’t pick among my babies. John Barrowman in general?

3) The ship that everyones loves but that you hates with passion ? I don’t hate anyones ship. My notp is Gwen and Owen though. And I can’t do real person shipping.

4) Favorite song ? The Rainbow Connection

5) What is your guilty pleasure ? Don’t really feel particularly guilty about any of my pleasures.

6) Your gender sexuality ? Well I’m female, and at least a little bi.

7) The character you’d like to have for brother ? Hmm…Ianto Jones

8) Favorite villain ? Loki

9) Least favorite villain ? Doc Hopper

10) Favorite book ? Ender’s Game

11) The show that you miss the most ? ummm. Torchwood. Or possibly Bucky O’Hare or Animanics?

11 new questions:

1)The Christmas present you always wanted that you never got?
2)If you celebrate Christmas, what’s on the top of your tree?
3)What Calendar do you have on your wall, if any?
4)Show me a picture of your computer desktop
5)What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 6?
6)What would you name a pet goldfish?
7)Favorite kind of cake or pie?
8)Who was your first ship?
9)Character you’d most like to go into battle with by your side?
10)Favorite fictional vessel?
11)One thing you’d like me to know?