lovelyirony:

itsallavengers:

Imagine a conspiracy theorist talking about how they think Cap is still alive and out there somewhere and they’re like ‘yeah but what if his super serum stuff kept his body ALIVE in the ICE and he’s been WORKING FOR THE SECRET MILITARY EVER SINCE-’ but everyone else is just like ‘shut up lol’

okay sorry to add but 

What if it was Tony? 

His huge project for college is This Theory, and who better to cover it? His own father worked with Cap, and it’s kind of a “Screw You” to his father, working on a Captain America project, something Howard never thought he could do. 

He has hours of research put in, a paper carefully proofread and academically professional thanks to vetting by Rhodey, and–

Tony gets laughed out of town. He can’t be serious, right? There’s no way a human would actually survive for seventy years. What about nutrition intakes? Temperatures? Cap may be enhanced, but he’s not Perfection (no matter what Howard would slur late at night). 

But Tony still has it. Occasionally, it’ll get brought up on interviews. 

Flash forward decades later, and Cap comes out of the ice. 

It is literally all over Tony’s twitter: 

“GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ASSHOLES?????? GUESS. TAKE A WILD GUESS.” 

He has the link to the paper on his Instagram, shoves it in his asshole-former professor’s face who told him he was wasting his time. 

Tony is thriving and best of all? 

Steve is the same way. He’s petty, he likes proving people right, and so he tweets about the paper a couple months later, saying: “I know I live with a genius, but wow! He knew about me before any of you!” 

lovelyirony:

itsallavengers:

Imagine a conspiracy theorist talking about how they think Cap is still alive and out there somewhere and they’re like ‘yeah but what if his super serum stuff kept his body ALIVE in the ICE and he’s been WORKING FOR THE SECRET MILITARY EVER SINCE-’ but everyone else is just like ‘shut up lol’

okay sorry to add but 

What if it was Tony? 

His huge project for college is This Theory, and who better to cover it? His own father worked with Cap, and it’s kind of a “Screw You” to his father, working on a Captain America project, something Howard never thought he could do. 

He has hours of research put in, a paper carefully proofread and academically professional thanks to vetting by Rhodey, and–

Tony gets laughed out of town. He can’t be serious, right? There’s no way a human would actually survive for seventy years. What about nutrition intakes? Temperatures? Cap may be enhanced, but he’s not Perfection (no matter what Howard would slur late at night). 

But Tony still has it. Occasionally, it’ll get brought up on interviews. 

Flash forward decades later, and Cap comes out of the ice. 

It is literally all over Tony’s twitter: 

“GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ASSHOLES?????? GUESS. TAKE A WILD GUESS.” 

He has the link to the paper on his Instagram, shoves it in his asshole-former professor’s face who told him he was wasting his time. 

Tony is thriving and best of all? 

Steve is the same way. He’s petty, he likes proving people right, and so he tweets about the paper a couple months later, saying: “I know I live with a genius, but wow! He knew about me before any of you!” 

So you know this scene…

kryptaria:

brendaonao3:

wikketkrikket:

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

This is the only headcanon I will accept

oh my god yes

peterssquill:

in the first avenger, when steve gets into a fight over a guy complaining about a short reel about the war effort, steve is not standing up for America. he’s not standing up for the “war effort” or propaganda or anything of the sort. that’s not why he gets in that fight.

this woman is opening crying in the middle of the theater, emotionally vulnerable and visibly broken.

when steve tells the man to show some respect, he’s not asking for him to show respect for the flag. he’s asking the man to show respect for the men who carry it, and for the families left behind, to show any semblance of empathy he can muster. it’s always been people that steve’s cared most about.

peterssquill:

in the first avenger, when steve gets into a fight over a guy complaining about a short reel about the war effort, steve is not standing up for America. he’s not standing up for the “war effort” or propaganda or anything of the sort. that’s not why he gets in that fight.

this woman is opening crying in the middle of the theater, emotionally vulnerable and visibly broken.

when steve tells the man to show some respect, he’s not asking for him to show respect for the flag. he’s asking the man to show respect for the men who carry it, and for the families left behind, to show any semblance of empathy he can muster. it’s always been people that steve’s cared most about.