captain-snark:

siriusblackfoot:

witchbitch1333:

fangirlsaywhaat:

siriusblackfoot:

captofthesswolfstar:

napsaremybitch:

napsaremybitch:

askmischiefmanaged:

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Third Years: Snape is making us do an essay on werewolves

Remus:

Thinking back on his Marauder days:

When he’s all moody before the full moon

when james and sirius come up with an idiotic prank but remus is too done to stop them

Teaching the kids about Defence Against Dark Arts

When Snape asks if he knows anything about the Marauders Map:

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER I’M HOWLING NO PUN INTENDED 

Draco being a little Bitch

pomrania:

pharoahamunsadji:

mulaneysbutt:

lizatonix:

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dorkpool1701-blog:

Ok, since John Mulaney’s playing Spider-Ham in Into the Spider-Verse, there needs to be a scene where Spider-Ham, in his own dimension, is fighting a horse supervillain. This fight, it should be noted, is in a hospital.

That is all.

the rest of tumblr is cancelled, this is the only thing we’re reblogging now