Wisconsin can pry lake Michigan and the UP from my cold dead hands

hastalux:

bunjywunjy:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

we will

Why does Wisconsin, the largest of the great lakes states, not simply devour the others?

Why Wisconson doesn’t Eat the rest of the Great Lakes Area, accoding to the notes:

-Already too full from the Cheese and Beer

-Michigan is shaped like that hands they are gonna catch

-Minnesota is Bigger.  

runner-ups from the notes:

-Wisconsin Can And Should Devour Michigan because Michigan Is Terrible

-Minnesota would devour the other states itself but is too polite

-the great lakes states should not fight, but rather should bond over At Least We Are Not Illinois

Heyyyy parts of Illinois are great!

But I think the Great Lakes in-fighting may awaken the eldritch being of Canada, which would consume us all.

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