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This is so my favorite Thor movie
that âoh shitâ line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies
Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. Heâs p cool.
Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in itsâ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and moreâŚdare I say itâŚsane than most families portrayed on TV.
The comedy in the show came from the familyâs âoddâ lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didnât make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.
These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.
Relationship goals. LIFE goals.
Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became ânormalâ for a period and although they were shocked and didnât know how to handle it, they didnât mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.Â
Reblogged for truth.
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Posts about Gomez and Morticia Addams are almost always uplifting and Iâm happy to have them on my dash, but I think my favorite bit about this conversation is what Gomez is actually saying to Fester.
Itâs nobodyâs surprise that many of the aesthetic and thematic elements of The Addams Family in its various incarnations are influenced by Gothic tradition (not goth, that mostly came later. And not Goth, that was much much much too early), and I think Gomezâs words are a dead bullseye in terms of Gothic mentality.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
The sublime is a recurring theme throughout Gothic literature. Although the word (like âawesomeâ) has lost a lot of itâs original luster over the intervening decades, sublime doesnât really mean elevated and lofty (or even heavenly) as itâs often used today, but rather something possessing the power and grandeur to induce awe and veneration in the mind of the beholder. Although less than divine, something sublime possessed a wildness and power that transcended human ability to controlâŚor even to comprehend.
Sublime is standing at the edge of the Grand Canyon leaning as far as you dare over the railing and still not being able to see the canyon floor below. Sublime is warrior-queen Galadriel being tempted by the One Ring. Sublime is waking up in the middle of the night in the heart of a wild thunderstorm.
âMake her feel like sheâs the most sublime creature on earthâ
Gomez isnât advising Fester to treat a woman he fancies like a princess, or even elevate her to pedestal of angelic nature (whoâs idea was it to equate femininity with purity anyway? What a laughable and historically damaging idea. Shame on whatever dead (probably) white dudes promoted that!)
Gomez is advising Fester that if he truly loves a woman he must do everything he can to remind her of how sheâs an untameable force of nature whoâs grandeur brings him to his knees in awe and terror. Just like Morticia, for Gomez.
Iâll sign off with one of my most favorite quotes of all time, because it feels suddenly very relevant:
âWhen I find myself surrounded by so much beauty, I feel as if I am the eye of a hurricane.â
– -Sanjay Kulkarni
Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus
Kronks redemption arc has yet to be rivaled nothing can ever fucking compare.
Omg so beautiful but Iâve never seen them in different colors! đđđ
real jelly boi hours
Could you imagine being Voldemortâs brother if you werenât at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you donât support what heâs doing?
Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that youâre not like him, but also that youâre literally not him.
Iâm just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. Heâs got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungoâs. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.
But Bobâs unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.
The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesnât exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him âLord Voldeborb.â So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.
And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.
This is beautiful
xD
SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE ASHDHDSHF IM THRISTY
Can his name be Tim instead? I feel like Tim would be a more complementary name since parents love giving twins names that sound alike.
I would read all of these.
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every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more âtraditionalâ in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives
they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this
Excuse me but what the fresh hell
Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit
I have a tumor
OK but like how did any baby boomers survive
I hate English
English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Fuck you
why is this so fucking funny đ