Cool Subtitles for Hamilton Songs

Alexander Hamilton: hello. It’s me
Aaron Burr, Sir: God is testing me and John Laurens is gay
My Shot: I’m smol but I will fight anyone
Story of Tonight: gay subtext
The Schuyler Sisters: werk werk
Farmer Refuted: shut the fuck up
You’ll be Back: don’t leave me m’lady
Right Hand Man: shaboom
A Winter’s Ball: hey…..( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Helpless: Honey there’s a storm coming
Satisfied: thirst™
The Story of Tonight – Reprise: even more gay subtext
Wait For It: I love a married woman
Stay Alive: I’m a general, wheeeeeee
The Ten Duel Commandments: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง
Meet Me Inside: daddy issues
That Would Be Enough: pure™
Guns And Ships: gunboats
History Has Its Eyes On You: I
fucked up once
Yorktown(the World Turned Upside Down): we won and its lit
What Comes Next: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Dear Theodosia: God I hope I don’t fuck up this kid too badly
Non-Stop: red bull gives you wiiings
What’d I Miss: here he is, the
biggest douche of the universe
Cabinet Battle #1: the roast session
Take a Break: pay attention to your own fucking kid jfc
Say No To This: thirst™ 2.0
Room Where it Happens: fuck you Burr
Schuyler Defeated: you ruined my dream journal
Cabinet Battle #2: daddy’s calling
Washington On Your Side: SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKIN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
One Last Time: Jefferson, Adams, I’m leaving. And while I’m gone. No parties.
I Know Him: they’re gonna fight in a Denny’s parking lot
The Adams Administration: sit down John you fat motherfucker
We Know: blackmail for fun and profit
Hurricane: yep this is a great idea
The Reynolds Pamphlet: great goggly moggly its all gone to shit
Burn: don’t fuck with Eliza. Ever.
Blow Us All Away: bad conflict resolution
Stay Alive – Reprise: Pain
It’s Quiet Uptown: pain 2.0
The Election of 1800: fuck you Burr 2.0
Your Obedient Servant: Passive aggressive Facebook moms
Best of Wives and Best of Women: gross sobbing
The World Was Wide Enough: wakey wakey big mistakey
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: more gross sobbing