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US Homophobes: I’m moving to Canada!
Canada: We have gay marriage.
US Homophobes: Oh… well then England…
England: We have it too.
Mexico: And us.
Netherlands: Had it for ages.
New Zealand: Gay marriage all the time everyday.
US Homophobes: Is there any country we can go to where gay people can’t marry?
Australia: *Sweats nervously*